The Good News
I have discovered a new church that can get you into heaven.
You have to wear the right panties!!!
And…you have to regularly report that you have the right panties on.
And…women report to multiple men about their panty wearing habits.
And….you have to wear them all day and all night.
And…not just any pair of panties.
Panties from Penny’s? Not allowed.
Victoria’s Secret? No way.
So….where do you find the only panties that can get you into heaven? The answer is so beautifully simple. You just buy them from the only church that can get you into heaven.
Of course, there are other conditions to enter Deity’s dwelling. But, the panty prerequisite is one of the standouts.